My name is Ifechukwude. I make jokes. This is the tumblr I made so people can think I'm funny and send me free stuff.
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25
May
You already dazzle them with your beauty, now blind them with what just might be the sparkliest bow in the entire kingdom! This gorgeous, dainty accessory is hand-crafted, and then completely sugar-coated in ultra-fine glitter that twinkles and shines in even the dimmest of lights!
Available now at www.sparklegalaxy.com!
Get on this!
24
May
People took this: JW: Getting “mewling quim” out there to the masses. Also, Hulk.
and turned it into: JW: I’m glad people found a new way to make fun of women. Also, Hulk
when he really meant: JW: I’m glad I was able to get Loki to be the piece of shit he truly is and call Widow and cunt on screen and keep the movie rated PG-13. Also, Hulk
I promised myself I’d stay out of heated Tumblr issues, so I’ll leave my opinion here and leave it be.
Don’t fret! I am in the process of mailing out the pieces, just getting logistics in order.
Do it to it.Command Sergeant Major Jane Baldwin and Colonel Ellen Haring, are filing suit on the basis that a combat exclusion policy based “solely on sex” violates their due process rights under the Fifth Amendment.They state that: “This limitation on plaintiffs’ careers restricts their current and future earnings, their potential for promotion and advancement, and their future retirement benefits,” a limitation sometimes referred to as the “brass ceiling” for female service-members.
[MSNBC]
This is what should be the focus of tumblr not Joss Whedon using “mewling quim” in a movie.
*puts on flame resistant trenchcoat and deal with it glasses*
Do it to it.Command Sergeant Major Jane Baldwin and Colonel Ellen Haring, are filing suit on the basis that a combat exclusion policy based “solely on sex” violates their due process rights under the Fifth Amendment.They state that: “This limitation on plaintiffs’ careers restricts their current and future earnings, their potential for promotion and advancement, and their future retirement benefits,” a limitation sometimes referred to as the “brass ceiling” for female service-members.
[MSNBC]
Finally.
JUST ADDED! M.O.U.S.E. Pink is hand-crafted, and then completely sugar-coated in ultra-fine glitter that twinkles and shines in even the dimmest of lights! Add this bow to your accessory collection today!
This!!!!!
15
May
AvX was in Once Upon a Time Sunday.
11
May
My double king #burger next to Tiffie’s #3ds. #food #foodstagram #wtf #Yum (Taken with Instagram at Monster Burger)
08
May
These are Sparkle Galaxy bows made by @tiffiestarchild many people have been sending me emails and messaging me asking about other brands making if she did a collaboration. She has not. Other bow makers are stealing her double layer bow style. These bows have been in rotation for years and she started selling them last year. Funny how now there seems to be “new” double layer bow lines out now. Don’t support swagger jackers. Feel free to repost and tag accordingly. #bows #fashion #cute #pretty (Taken with instagram)
07
May
I whipped this up.
via sparklegalaxy
via heysawbones